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♪ kick, kick ♪
♪ kick, kick, kick ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
♪ kick ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
♪ kick, kick ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
♪ kick, kick ♪
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♪ kick buttowski ♪
[crash]
[alarm blaring]
[wind howling]
Ready, gunther?
We vikings are born ready.
It's... it's beautiful!
This is gonna be the best snow day ever.
[horn blaring]
Hop aboard, boys.
Why? Time...
For... School.
Time for what now? Yowza!
The entire planet is covered in snow.
Every school on earth is closed.
Uh, except mellowbrook.
Ooh, this weather is so bracing.
It gets me primed for learning.
That's why i had daddy call and demand to keep school open.
[groans] kendall.
[brad] okay, gang, buckle up.
Next stop is mellowbrook elementary.
And remember, everyone just sits still and stays safe.
We must always keep safety first.
Especially when we're going up a giant ramp.
A ramp?
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
[all screaming]
[yelling]
Okay, take it easy.
[yelling]
[brakes screeching]
Ooh! Well, that was close.
Again!
[yelling]
[teeth chattering] [beeps]
Breaker, breaker.
This here's brad hollard. Come in. Over.
[static] radio's out.
What are we going to do? Waah!
Huh. No worries. I'll just call daddy, and he'll send for...
[gasps] no signal?
No phone? No radio?
It's like we slid back in time... To 1996.
It's the end of the world! [screaming]
Okay, okay. Calm down, all of you.
As class president, i am in charge.
Our first and most important order of business
Is assign blame.
Who in the world would build a snow ramp
In the middle of the street?
Who hasn't?
[sniffs] okay, i did it.
But i'm going to do something about it. I'll lead us out of here.
Because when kick buttowski says he's gonna save everyone on the bus,
He darn well saves everyone on the bus.
So who's with me?
No one!
As president of the snowy bus crash preparedness team,
I'm trained for just such a situation.
Protocol dictates we stay put until help arrives.
Or until we freeze solid. Whichever comes first.
Well, i'm president and chair of the awesome rescue people team,
And i'm heading out with my team.
Huh. Fine. Go ahead.
We'll see how far you get. Fine.
Fine. Fine.
Fine!
Gunther, let's move.
Kick, i'll wait for you no matter how long it takes!
Uh, okay.
[knuckles cracking]
Gunther, we need something powerful to pull us out of this.
We need a tow truck. We need...
[together] wade!
[tires squealing]
[brakes screech] oops.
Didn't see that coming, dude.
To the food -n-fit!
[echoing] to the food -n-fit! [rumbling]
There's only one route to the summit, gunther...
The one on this map.
[gunther] got it covered, kick.
[whistling]
Let's do this.
[boy] they'll never make it.
No one ever makes it.
We're gonna starve.
Not if i ration our food.
Everybody, pass your lunches down to me.
Where is all the food?
[gulps]
[belches]
[grunting]
[grunting continues]
We made it. I'm so happy, i could just...
[yodeling]
[rumbling] ooh!
Sorry.
Come on, gunther. We're running out of time,
And we gotta step up our pace.
[yells]
Ooh, sewer caves.
[sniffing]
There's three-day old grape sloshy
Running through this pipe, which means...
The food-n-fix.
Exactly.
Whoo!
Hang on, gunther. Almost there.
Ah, biscuits.
[groaning]
[gunther] my spleen.
Told you you wouldn't get anywhere.
I was right, you were wrong, as always.
Well, what are you gonna do about it now?
Whooaaa! Whoo-hoo!
[kick] that's what. [kendall groans]
[growling]
You ever get the feeling
That a snow dog is watching you?
All the time. Why?
[growling continues]
[barking]
It's oscar! Run!
Run, kick, run!
[barking continues]
[screams] kick, i can't run anymore!
Then we ride.
I always knew i'd end up in a block of ice.
Gunther, do your thing.
[yodeling]
Nice, gunther.
[kendall] sit down, you animals!
Nobody is eating these seats!
They are property of the board of education
And have no nutritional value.
But we're starving!
And they're so delicious.
Hey, look! Kendall's got pudding!
Get her! [blows landing] [kendall screams]
We're not gonna make it. [teeth chattering]
Must save busload of kids.
[growling]
Kick, do you see what i see?
[kick] abominable snowman?
[sighs] i always knew
I'd get eaten by the abominable snowman.
[growling continues]
Oh, man. Brain freeze.
[together] wade!
In the fur, little chilly amigos.
We need your tow truck. Our bus slid into the gully.
Harsh. Uno problemo.
I ain't seen it since i parked it two hours ago.
We need a new plan, quick.
We've gotta save the driver, jackie, milo, mouth,
Dimitri, nick, janelle, mitch, and dave.
You forgot kendall.
Did i?
Um, hey, don't we need a motor?
We need something with raw power.
Yeah, kick, but where are we gonna find something
Strong enough to pull this puppy?
Puppy.
[growling]
Come on, oscar. Come on.
Take a bite. You know you want to.
[barking] take a bite. It's yummy.
Time for a shortcut.
[kids] must feed.
Stay back! I don't have any food!
[kids] then we eat kendall. [thud]
All aboard. Next stop, mellowbrook school.
[cheering]
[scoffs] let them eat me? T
This way. Watch your step. There you go.
Next. That's everyone, gunther.
Ahem. You forgot me.
Did i?
[barking]
[kids cheering]
I love you.
We made it! [bell ringing]
Just in time for school to let out.
What? I missed an entire day of school?
Gunther, it's official.
Best snow day ever.
[panting]
[line ringing]
Hello. Kick!
He's here.
I'm on my way.
Okay. Bye.
So, we meet again.
Did we miss him?
Sweet banana victory.
[man] and now, back to the world's most excruciating wipeouts,
Where pain is entertaining because it's happening to somebody else.
We interrupt this program for a breaking news bulletin.
We now take you to the zoo,
Where a chimp has escaped from his enclosure.
My monkey... he was just gone. I didn't even notice.
My monkey.
How can someone not notice a chimp on the loose?
Uh, i don't know, kick.
But what i do know is
Best chocolate-covered bananas ever!
Even he likes them.
[chittering]
It's that chimp from the news.
We need to take him back.
But it's a monkey.
Well, technically, it's a chimp.
Anthropods without tails fall into the category of...
But it's a monkey. Look at him.
[chittering]
He does look kind of cool.
[gulps, chittering]
Oh, he just needs a name as cool as he is.
Dr. Awesome.
Okay, doc, let's get awesome.
[chittering]
I'm going to pee!
[chittering] [screaming]
[boy] hey, dillweed.
[laughs] if it ain't two ugly, smelly apes
And a monkey. [laughs]
It's a chimp, jack-ball.
Everybody knows that anthropods without tails...
Zip it, dill weed.
Hand over the frozen treatage, and nobody gets hurt,
Much.
[chittering]
[boy screaming] help!
[screams, yelling]
[crash]
[teeth chattering]
[chittering]
[all laughing]
Dr. Awesome is going to be the best pet ever.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You aren't thinking of keeping dr. Awesome, are you?
I never think, gunther, i do.
But your folks said they'd ground you
If you brought home any more strays.
Remember?
[panting]
[yowling]
[chittering]
Remember?
[chittering]
Relax, gunther. I got this.
All we gotta do is keep giving him bananas to keep him calm,
And no one will even notice.
Are you sure?
Of course i am.
Chimps are awesome.
But how can we disguise him to sneak him into the house?
[gunther] that steely gaze,
That stance, that signature pose...
I got nothing.
[mother humming]
Oh, dear!
You're looking a skosh pudgy, mister.
[chitters]
Hmm. That's better.
Thank you for your concern. I'm going to my room. Hold my calls.
Yes, well, just in case, no desserts for a while.
[chittering]
[chittering continues]
O-kay.
[chittering]
Ah-ah-ah. You know the rules.
While daddy's watching tv, there'll be no monkeying a... ooh.
Wow. You're really growing up fast, kick.
[chittering continues]
Gotta go.
Uh, kick ate some lingonberry burritos for lunch.
[bubbling]
[fart] [chuckles]
So did i. Bye.
[bubbling]
[sniffing] ew! Something smells.
[chittering]
Oh, that reminds me. I need to shower.
[door closes]
[kick] well, gunther, mission accomplished.
We got him into the house, and now i've got a monkey for a pet.
From now on, life is gonna be perfect.
[chittering]
Gunther, get this gentleman some bananas.
Those were for dr. Awesome? But i ate them all.
Say what? [chittering intensifies]
Monkey stampede!
Hurry, gunther, before anyone sees them.
[chittering continues] [thudding]
[squeaking]
[screams]
I can't believe...
[muttering] Custom-made...
[chittering]
The bedroom. He'll rat me out for sure.
Where'd he go? [clearing throat]
What are you doing in my room, dill weed?
Uh...
[screeches] what was that?
Out of my way!
Now, what was that?
What the... [screams]
The tap water... it burns!
[chittering] [yelling]
[blows landing]
[weakly] chimp.
Oh, harold, what a pleasant surprise.
[quietly] no, dr. Awesome. Out.
Kick, did you say something?
I said, "oh, that is so awesome
That dad is giving you a massage."
[kissing]
Oh, harold! What an animal.
Come on, mellowbrook! Play fair! And have fun.
[thudding] [chittering]
Yeah, yeah. Stop walking, honey.
[growling]
[gulping]
Blaah!
Gotta barf. Bye.
Kick, what did i tell you about drinking from daddy's cup?
He's outside. What'll we do now?
It's only one chimp, gunther.
A breaking news update on the escaped chimp.
Dozens of other chimps have now escaped from their exhibit at the zoo,
Presumably in search of their leader.
Be warned: A chimp will stop at nothing to save its patriarch.
Well, that was unexpected.
Uh, kick, we got company.
[chittering] [screams]
[all chittering]
[woman screaming]
[barking]
Eh...
Eh, eh... [whimpers]
Kick, this is crazy!
We can't handle this alone!
We gotta get these chimps back to the zoo. But how?
We gotta think of something quick! This is bananas!
Got it.
Okay. Bye.
Hold up, banana man.
Keep chumming. Bananas are the only things
They love more than chaos.
[screaming]
[howls] [chittering]
[chittering continues]
[screaming]
Gunther, duck.
Look!
[pac-man sounds]
[screaming]
Well, we did it together.
Every chimp is back in their friendly and accommodating environment.
Speaking of home, i'd hate to be there
When you face the wrath of your family and neighbors
For unleashing massive chimp mayhem upon all of mellowbrook.
[gasps] you're right. I can't go back there.
Where will i go? How will i live?
Mmm.
And the missing chimps are all mysteriously back in the zoo again.
In a completely unrelated story,
Two human boys have been mistaken for chimps
At our local zoo.
Interesting.
[laughs] oh, who could ever
Mistake a human for a chimp?
Here's daddy's cup. Mwah.
[chittering]
[toilet flushes]
[bubbling]